Baker & Taylor Honey Santana, the bipolar, self-proclaimed "queen of lost causes," has plans to give Boyd Shreave and his mistress a lesson in civility, unaware that she is being followed by her obsessed ex-employer and her one-time drug runner ex-husband.
Baker & Taylor Honey Santana, the bipolar, self-proclaimed "queen of lost causes," has plans to give telemarketer Boyd Shreave and his mistress a lesson in civility, unware that she is being followed by her obsessed ex-employer Piejack, her one-time drug runner ex-husband Perry, and their twelve-year-old son, Fry, or that they will all intrude on the privacy of would-be recluse Sammy Tigertail.
Random House, Inc. Honey Santanaâimpassioned, willful, possibly bipolar, self-proclaimed âqueen of lost causesââhas a scheme to help rid the world of irresponsibility, indifference, and dinnertime sales calls. Sheâs taking rude, gullible Relentless, Inc., telemarketer Boyd Shreave and his less-than-enthusiastic mistress, Eugenie, into the wilderness of Floridaâs Ten Thousand Islands for a gentle lesson in civility. What she doesnât know is that sheâs being followed by her Honey-obsessed former employer, Piejack. And he doesnât know heâs being followed by Honeyâs still-smitten former-drug-running ex-husband, Perry, and their wise-and-protective-way-beyond-his-years twelve-year-old son, Fry. And when they all pull up on Dismal Key, they donât know theyâre intruding on Sammy Tigertail, a half white-half Seminole failed alligator wrestler, trying like hell to be a hermit despite the Florida State coed whoâs dying to be his hostageâ¦.
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